Raider QB Rumors..

June 20th, 2009

Michael Loede

Posted in Features, Main, Opinions, Rumors

According to un-named sources, Oakland Raider Owner ( and world’s oldest man since Moses and Skeletor stand-in ) Al Davis is planning on beefing up the Raiders QB squad in the very near future by resigning troubled former Raider QB Todd Marinovich. Reached via carrier pigeon at an undisclosed location under an un-named bridge, Marinovich replied “huh?? what?? do you have any change? ” Other reports have Skeletor – errr – Mr Davis considering also signing now bankrupt former Cleveland QB Bernie Kosar. Also being considered is 81 year old former Raider George Blanda. Said Davis of the pending signings ” Lane Kiffin is a liar and won’t get one red cent from me!!” If the Raiders go ahead and sign Marinovich, Kosar, and Blanda, the Raiders will have a total of 9 QB’s competing for the starting position including JaMarcus Russell, Jeff Garcia, Bruce Gradkowski, AndrewWalter, Danny Southwick, and Charlie Frye. In other Raider QB news, the team announced that Jeff Garcia is listed as “permanently probable” with a calf injury. Stay tuned to RaidersGab for developing stories..

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